17 – Amy Shark – 2020
This one comes to you courtesy of Sony Music, close partners of the NRL. She may have been popular and a Queenslander, but emotional pop music wasn’t the atmosphere that the GF needed.
16 – OneRepublic, Darryl Braithwaite, Christine Anu – 2019
Another band that saw success in the 2000s, OneRepublic’s performance, which included a Beyonce cover, was somewhat salvaged by the reliability of crowds to get around the other two quintessentially Aussie performers
15 – Kelly Clarkson, Eskimo Joe – 2011
It’s hard to go wrong with Aussie rock, and Eskimo Joe provided that, as they did for the AFL this year, but Kelly Clarkson suited the occasion even less so than her first GF appearance 8 years earlier, but we’ll get to that
14 – Justice Crew, Jess Mauboy, You Am I, Dan Sultan, Phil Jamieson – 2010
Bit going on here, I’ve seen Justice crew perform at a barmitzvah, so it’ll take more than this to impress me. The all Aussie lineup featuring three stalwarts of the local scene manages to counteract the inherent ties to Channel 9’s reality shows that Mauboy and Justice crew bring.
13 – Grinspoon, Chris Isaak – 2004
The popularity of Grinspoon amongst the Rugby League loving population made them a near-perfect fit for this gig, so naturally the NRL had to balance that out by booking a 50-year-old American crooner to join them.
12 – Kelly Clarkson, Meat Loaf, Hoodoo Gurus – 2003
I’ll concede Kelly Clarkson was probably a big get in 2003, and there’s few bands that represent Rugby League like the Hoodoo Gurus do. Let’s just be thankful Meat Loaf saved his most memorable performance for the AFL Final.
11 – Keith Urban, Richie Sambora, Orianthi – 2016
Australia’s country music darling, the second most famous member of Bon Jovi and Adelaide Shredder Orianthi teamed up for a performance that, while not brilliant, didn’t disappoint. A sound performance from a lineup that excited no one really.