Hello Sport Merch Drop Officially Breaks the Internet
DYOR Dave
It was no secret that the launch of the Summer Tan hat and Last Dribble shirt was going to be one of the biggest events of the year, but it has far exceeded even the highest of expectations.
Ten minutes before the hat and shirt went on sale 6pm, it was reported that internet traffic in Australia jumped 3000% as nearly every device in the nation logged onto the Hello Sport website.
Despite the fact that Internet authorities were warned of an expected massive influx, it seems that nothing could have prepared them for the mass onslaught of dribblers.
Unsurprisingly, the at 5:58pm the internet was officially declared broken. Engineers from around the world are working tirelessly to keep up with the immense traffic caused by the Summer Tan and Last Dribble.
The internet outages were causing significant stress for dribblers around the world as they tried to get their hands on the prized merchandise, as well as less significant issues like planes falling out of the sky etc.
With offers flying in to showcase the Tan and the Last Dribble at fashion weeks around the world, it’s expected that the iconic hat and shirt will become a cultural symbol of the decade, while instantly improving the appearance of anyone who wears it.
The newest hat and shirt are expected to be seen all across Australia’s pubs, clubs, RSL’s and footy fields, as the combination of both will no doubt become a signifier of class, style, and dribbliness.
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